Ludo, resident lab strong man and opener of stuck gas cylinders, has proven himself yet again. Ludo has achieved the ultimate in scientific preeminence by winning the first annual GJ Meyer lab axe throwing competition! Congratulations to Ludo! May you always be humble and use your new-found powers responsibly!
Second place went to GJ himself. Third place went to Matt Brandy. All other competitors were utterly humiliated.